Sunday, February 22, 2009

Oscar Liveblog!

Hey everybody! We're gonna be liveblogging from my little Oscar shindig.

8:53 PM - Um...so does this mean "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire's" coming back in the summer?

8:43 PM - Aww yeah....Sean Penn FTW!

8:42 PM - I'm looking at Robert Pattinson to distract me from HD-Mickey Rourke...

8:41 PM - And Chip is gonna get his wish...Ben Kingsley is going to be talking about Mickey Rourke!

8:30 PM - OH MY, Sophia Loren...

8:27 PM - These acting nomination platitudes make me think of a wedding reception...

7:50 PM - Is that Messina playing the guitar?

7:48 PM - I was just told I need Orencia because I couldn't open up the salsa jar...

7:42 PM - Jerry Lewis was an influence on Velvet Jones?!?

7:36 PM - I'm kinda all about Dev Patel...

7:30 PM - OOOH...ELO?!?

7:18 PM - I'm glad Shelley Duvall won for best documentary short...

7:15 PM - AHHHH to "The Betrayal" guy's teeth!

6:57 PM - Oh hell...are the Oscars going to break out into "Tusk" as well?

6:48 PM - A once in a lifetime live performance?? Efron and Jerry Lewis...Efron and Jerry Lewis!

6:31 PM - This year's Oscars makes me feel like I'm at the Disney-MGM Studios...

6:25 PM - Yay, Robert Pattinson!

6:23 PM - I can only say one thing when looking at the makeup nominees set...JOKER! JOKER! JOKER!

6:20 PM - Remember when everybody thought that "Australia" was going to be nominated for Best Picture?

6:10 PM - Oscar boy is hottt....

6:07 PM - Go, "Wall-E!" An award well-deserved!

6:02 PM - Isn't Latika the thing that used to drop spiky balls on you in "Super Mario Brothers?"

5:58 PM - YAY, "Milk!" BTW...Dustin Lance Black...HD-ready...TOTALLY HD-ready...

5:56 PM - Grrr...Dustin Lance Black...that boy never replied back to me on PlanetOut when I replied to his profile 9 years ago! :-/

5:54 PM - I love me some Tina Fey!

5:44 PM - It would've been great if Angelica Huston dressed up as her character from "Captain EO."

5:43 PM - So are these five women the new hosts of "The View?"

5:40 PM - How come Hugh Jackman didn't kiss Mickey Rourke? Oh wait...yeah, it's Mickey Rourke...

5:38 PM - I decree that Hugh Jackman needs his own variety show!

5:35 PM - LOVING this Hugh Jackman opening number...

5:31 PM - Oof...Hugh Jackman...

5:22 PM - I wish the movie "The Visitor" was about the ABBA album from 1981.

5:20 PM - How in the world are the Price Waterhouse accountants more HD-ready than Mickey Rourke?

5:13 PM - Zac Efron...DEFINITELY HD ready...

5:12 PM - They should do a new version of "Fantasy Island" with Mickey Rourke as Mr. Roarke...

5:11 PM - Rourke is NOT HD ready...

5:10 PM - Is that the octoplets on my screen? OH never mind...it's the cast of "Slumdog Millionaire."

5:09 PM - Tim Gunn AND Valentino...there's a lot of old gay on my TV screen right now...

5:06 PM - I'm disappointed that Ed's "Aha Moment" isn't a rendition of "Take on Me."

5:05 PM - I wonder if Taraji Henson was related to Jim...

4:44 PM - I just saw Frank Langella and agree with my friend Murad that he could play Gene Rayburn in a Rayburn biopic.

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